The feel-good vapor-story of the off-season thus far is the much-rumored smack-down between MotoGP champ Valentino Rossi and old nine-fingers himself, reigning World Superbike champion Troy Bayliss. It's on! It's not! Maybe! Well ...!

Poll Question: Valentino Rossi on an R1, Troy Bayliss on a 1098 and both of them on Pirelli tires. At Monza. Who would win?