It seems that the entire MotoGP paddock will have to find new ways to entertain themselves and fuel up on Thursday during the CotA MotoGP week. There won't be a 'Schwantz Party' this year, as the 1993 World Champion has decided to take a break.

How many shiftless bike racing junkies—er, people—has this one man fed? All of them.

Many thanks for your generosity, champ!