We should just be grateful Grand Prix motorcycles still have levers on the clip-ons.

That man on the left? He wasn't planning to race a MotoGP bike again ever. He's 40 years old. He's probably taking so many Naproxen his liver is glowing orange. But he out-qualified the reigning WSBK champion last weekend. Oh, and Dakota, Kurtis wants you to call him.

Just because you know Ben Spies doesn't mean you are Ben Spies. Also might want to do some Les Grossman videos, PLAYAH.

Will the win bonuses in his contract net zero the fines outlined in his contract? Only his manager knows for sure.

On this week's episode of The Couple Trapped in a Bad Marriage he's sorry he said all that bad shit about him to everybody in the paddock, he's sorry he slapped him around, they love one another and why can't we just try to get along instead of fighting all the time? Stay tuned for next week's implosion.

Consider kind, simple and humble Ai Ogura who is everything Pedro Acosta is not including a MotoGP race winner. Kinda funny how things work out, isn't it?

Remember that first time you saw a giant wing on the back of any vehicle and you thought it just looked wrong? You were right.

This summer Maverick and Fabio will present a master class titled How to Say the Absolute Wrong Thing at the Absolute Wrong Time. Continuing education credits are pending. HR departments qualify for a group discount.