THIS JUST IN: SOUP RESEARCH REVEALS WOMEN ATTRACTIVE ENOUGH TO BE UMBRELLA GIRLS DON'T HAVE TO WASH THEIR OWN CARS
Very photogenic women in their 20s live a life that you and I will never fathom
Willy Ivins
This position requires both cowboy boots and red underwear, do you understand?



This past April, at the Austin MotoGP event, I conducted a small poll.

I asked a bunch of professional umbrella girls at the race if, as adults, they had ever had to wash their own car.

Very photogenic women in their 20s live a life that you and I will never fathom. Nearly all of them said, no, they had never washed their own car, as adults. Most added that they had never used their own money to wash their car, either.

One told a horror story of going to an automatic car wash and having to use her own credit card in order to have her car washed.
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